My mother-in-law used to show up at every barbecue with her whole family to eat free at our house. When she showed up empty-handed on the Fourth of July, I decided to teach her a lesson she’d never forget.

My mother-in-law used to show up at every barbecue with her whole family to eat free at our house. When she showed up empty-handed on the Fourth of July, I decided to teach her a lesson she’d never forget.

—Per te va bene?

Era giusto spendere altri trecento dollari per persone che trattavano la nostra casa come un resort gratuito? Per cucinare, pulire, servire e, per di più, sopportare le critiche?

Lo guardai sorridendo.

-Ovviamente.

E proprio in quel momento è nato il mio piano.

Venerdì sono arrivate tre auto.

Borse per la spesa? Nessuna.

Juliette è scesa per prima, con un cappello enorme e atteggiandosi a ospite VIP. Sarah e Kate l’hanno seguita, con borse firmate… e nient’altro. I sei bambini hanno poi invaso il giardino.

—Annie! Spero che sia tutto pronto. Stiamo morendo di fame.

—Quasi tutto.

La tavola era bellissima. Fiori di campo, tovaglioli di stoffa e limonata appena fatta.

—Lasci sempre tutto in ordine —ha commentato Sarah.

“Dov’è il cibo?” chiese Kate.

Sono andato in cucina e sono tornato con un vassoio.

Tramezzini al cetriolo.

Senza crosta. Tagliare a triangoli piccoli e perfetti.

E una teiera con del tè nero caldo.

Il silenzio era assoluto.Juliette looked at the tray as if a bill had just been placed in front of her.

—Annie… and the barbecue?

I smiled.

—I didn’t buy anything this year. Since everyone loves our barbecue, I thought you’d bring the meat.

Nobody said a word.

—There’s a butcher shop fifteen minutes off Riverview Road. It closes at six. The grill is ready, and so is the charcoal.

Juliette’s expression changed completely.

—But… you invited us.

—Actually, you invited yourselves.

The children started protesting.

—I want some hamburgers!

Where are the hot dogs?

Little Connor took a bite of his sandwich and grimaced in disgust.

—It tastes like plants.

Juliette stood up indignantly.

—This is disrespectful. We are family.

—That’s exactly why. The family helps out too. We’ve been organizing all the celebrations for four years. It was about time everyone contributed.

Sarah and Kate looked at me as if I had committed the worst crime imaginable.